No One Would Help Me, Thanks!

So I ate all of this by myself and now I feel like dying... bacon cheese burger (a tower stack), onion rings, fries and half a rack of bbq ribs... Now help me... I'm disgusting.

I love you Eeyore!!!

Eeyore is the best miniature horse in the world!
She bites other ponies I play with... That's sweet!
And she loves playing dress up with me! What a perfect match! I love you Eeyore!

Architectural Photography

Can I suck more at this?

This thing nearly horned me

Thank god not back then but after the new antlers came up so I live to see another day...

Pandas don't breed themselves

I'm making short films

It's that time of the year. I can't say much yet. But it will include elements from the short film below this entry and some of elements from these two pictures of Ryan Oxley (this was taken when he was doing a casting, unknowingly and got the job straight away).

I can't tell you more yet but it will be nice... weird but nice.

Alejandra Deheza

Doing a Theda Bara multiple impression moment, but with an ice cream cone. Click on the picture for a larger version.

Oh and I also made this video with Benjamin doing the soundtrack... woooooo......

Brighton

It's my day off today and what a better way to spend it with one of my closest friend Nic Tse from Hong Kong and his fiancee Trigger.
We had fish and chips on the beach and some ice cream later. Then I had my fortune read by some 1910s fortune telling machine and a palm reader machine. Not so bad... But I'm not sure why a Care Bear would be doing on the beach like this.
Pretty vulgar! But any way, Nic will be married soon and then he'll be off to the other side. Bye Nic.

These guys need to grow up!

Quite literally! I've turned them into a miniature miniature theatre set to fit in with Richard Clarke's work he made exclusive for SUPERSWEET. KASMs are being chased by very small blue monsters! Woah!

Cat Torturers

Surrogate Parents

My parents are in Thailand. But these two will do for now.
Doesn't he have such a nice helmet? You've guessed it, this is the "mom". We had a really nice breakfast together the other day.
And this one is my surrogate dad. I'm not allowed to say who it is. But it's not hard to guess...

They're not "married" though. And they don't even know each other. But they're good enough for a family away from home :)

T.G.I.F

This is one of the best Fridays I've had! First it was home made tacos at 4, then watching Pineapple Express. Then Steve took me out bowling...
Bakery shopping at midnight...

Dodgy stuff...
Relax. It's only icing from this... (although he did snort it). It probably saved him from going insane.